- God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
- OneSardar calls Air India and ask "How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up. - Banta Singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa Singh : what is he studying ?
Banta Singh : Oh he’s not studying. They are studying him. - Santa 2 his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella n go. - After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practice!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears
By TORCH! &
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".


